I Suck at Girls

 How many of us remember our youth and think to ourselves how did I ever survive the dating scene? Well Justin Halpern's new book holds nothing back. Halpern shares with us all his trials and tribulations with the opposite sex. Through his voice we hear everything from a childhood crush gone awry, to late night exploits with Hooter waitresses, and last but not least his engagement and marriage.

My significant other and I took turns reading it to each other while we laughed till our sides hurt!  It's a hilarious read and we loved it as much as Halpern's first book "Sh*t My Dad says." The humor is crude, though and riddled with profanity, so it probably isn't for everyone.  The funniest  moments in the book obviously come from Justin’s dad’s off-the-wall no-nonsense comments and advice(everyone should have a father like Sam)

The chapter on what a future wife will see(you'll understand when  you come to that part) had me laughing so hard I had to take a break and gain my composure! (It also reminded me of a story I like to share from time to time about my youngest son) 

I will leave you with my favorite wisdom that Sam gives to Justin after he finds out that Justin has stolen some girly magazines from a couple of homeless guys..."Son, you're never going to sleep with a girl who looks like that." Words to live by